Let's Play The Pyramid!

White women getting murdered by their lawyer husbands!

"Uhm... some kind of ironic reference to the OJ trial?"

Hurricanes!

"....severe weather? Storms? Things that kill the poor?"

Blonde girls getting kidnapped!

"Things that Batman fixes?"

Dress codes in the NBA!

"Things that Tim Duncan thinks are retarded?"

Nancy Grace's opinions about anything!

"Things I don't give a damn about!"

DING!