Monday, December 19, 2005

Stealing Drudge's Thunder: It's Stupid Photo Caption Time

TIME Person of the Year 2005 - People Who Mattered - Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame

Drudge seems to think "Plame Poses in Pajamas" is a solid headline, but he's not confident. He's got a photo caption contest going, though he doesn't seem to have a prize. Well, we do: the same thing the winner on Iron Chef gets. That's right, the adoration of the people.

Throw your captions in the comments. Do it. Do it.

Edit: Drudge posted his results, and I've seen results from freaking Pap smears that're funnier than most of these. Y'all can do better. It's a challenge. A sampling:

"Darling, they came here to take a picture of me"

"Goodbye, Norma Jean"

"Bananas in Pajamas"

C'mon, people, "Bananas in Pajamas"? It wasn't a Say The First Thing To Come To Mind When You Hear The Word "Pajamas" contest, for God's sake.


Blogger Ragnell said...

"Honey, my sister's upstairs, but if you want to join us we'll need some extra rope."

2:56 AM  
Blogger kalinara said...

"Please honey, stop with the viagra commercials. Enough's enough."

2:58 AM  
Blogger Ragnell said...

There's a taxidermy joke somewhere in this photograph, and I intend to find it.

3:01 AM  
Blogger kalinara said...

"Oh for god's sake Joe, you promised you'd wear pants while posing for pictures since that mess last week!"

3:02 AM  
Blogger Ragnell said...

"Umm... This is embarassing, sir, but I was wondering why I woke up in your bathtub with two rubber chickens, a bowl of melted strawberry-kiwi Jell-O and a several empty tubes of superglue."

3:03 AM  
Blogger Mitch/Mike said...

Kill me. Kill me now.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Jon said...

I'm going to say Mitch/Mike's is winning, but I'll give this 'til, let's say... six? Yeah, six PM.

12:15 PM  
Blogger Mick said...

"Shit, every time i wake up that dude looks more and more like bizarro sandy cohen."

4:44 PM  
Anonymous matt said...

"i slept with tahj mowry and all i got were these lousy pajamas."

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'The Community Always was Psychiatry.'

Of course most of the OOs or OOPs' know that.

'All apologies..............easliy amused........what more can I Plame.......'

Maybe she is remembering all the people whe worked with in Iraq and Spain, etc. that were outed properly and feeling bad?

'What more can I Plame(did you mean plane?)'

10:36 PM  

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