NFL picks for week 4

I'm so hungover that I can't write anything. Here are your picks without jokes or analysis.

10/1 1:00 ET Indianapolis -8.5 At NY Jets PICK: INDIANAPOLIS
10/1 1:00 ET San Diego -2 At Baltimore PICK: SAN DIEGO
10/1 1:00 ET At Buffalo -1 Minnesota PICK: MINNESOTA
10/1 1:00 ET Dallas -9.5 At Tennessee PICK: DALLAS
10/1 1:00 ET At Kansas City -7 San Francisco PICK: KANSAS CITY
10/1 1:00 ET At Carolina -7 New Orleans PICK: NEW ORLEANS
10/1 1:00 ET At Atlanta -7.5 Arizona PICK: ATLANTA
10/1 1:00 ET Miami -3.5 At Houston PICK: MIAMI
10/1 4:05 ET At St. Louis -5.5 Detroit PICK: DETROIT ***UPSET LOCK***
10/1 4:15 ET At Cincinnati -5.5 New England PICK: CINCINNATI
10/1 4:15 ET Jacksonville -2.5 At Washington PICK: JACKSONVILLE ***MASTERLOCK***
10/1 4:15 ET Cleveland -2.5 At Oakland PICK: OAKLAND ***WHO CARES***
10/1 8:15 ET At Chicago -3.5 Seattle PICK: CHICAGO
10/2 8:30 ET At Philadelphia -11 Green Bay PICK: GREEN BAY